In the wake of the ongoing email scandal, an intrepid Rochdale Herald researcher, Douglas, has uncovered a series of other scandals that the press refuse to pin on crooked Democratic presidential candidate Hilary “crooked” Clinton.
These include her employing as an advisor an ex Fox News chief who has allegations of sexual abuse and assault going back so far that even the Nixon administration found it to risky to have him around, including ongoing allegations from his time at Fox.
No hold, on. That’s Donald Trump, who is being advised by Roger Ailes.
However, Clinton did once have to pay a penalty of $750,000 to the Federal trade Commission after she broke anti-trust laws when trying to take over a rival casino.
No, wait; actually that one was Trump as well.
Anyway, moving on to other corrupt acts committed by Hilary Clinton, it was once revealed that when starting out building her casinos she hired known Mafia firms to…Hold on; I think that might be Trump too.
Back to Hilary, did she know that she was charged with discrimination against black people and has a massive history of doing so? No?
Er… actually you’re right. That was Trump.
But then Clinton used undocumented Polish workers… No Trump again.
Are you sure you researched this, Douglas?
Anyway. Clinton once ran a model agency that violated immigration law and in some cases had models working for… This is another Trump one, isn’t it?
Right, there was the pyramid scheme she allowed to be set up using her name and image to scam hundreds of thousands of… Nope. Trump again.
Well, there was the scam seminars with a pair of convicted fraudsters that she… Oh. That’s also Trump.
Clinton University? No, Trump.
Making illegal political donations to the people investigating her who subsequently dropped the investigations? Nah, that’s Trump too.
Refusing to pay contractors for work they’ve done, and causing small independent business to go under as a result? Er, no; that’ll be Trump as well.
Transferring her personal debt to her casinos, bankrupting them and making millions and millions whilst her investors got screwed? No, that’s Trump in Atlantic City.
Anyway, don’t forget how crooked Hilary is, okay?
