Nigel Farage, who said a month ago that he wouldn’t pledge support for Trump, has appeared at a Trump rally to pledge support for Trump.

The banker, who is friends with Murdoch and many of the British nobility,made comments about standing up against the establishment and as a person whose party managed to get a single MP in the last general election, advised the Trumpaphiles on how to win theirs.

“I wouldn’t vote for Hilary Clinton if you paid me,” insisted the man who works at the EU parliament for money despite claiming ideological opposition to it.

Fortunately Trump supporters are oblivious to irony, facts and truth so it all went rather well.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.