The Labour Party have announced that their conference will go ahead despite G4S laughing in their faces when begged to supply security.
“We are sorry to be unable to continue our relationship with the ungrateful bastards who voted to boycott us,” laughed a G4S spokesthug, “but obviously it’s a bit short notice and security takes planning. We wish the ****ers luck with that!”
It was looking bleak until Dennis Skinner MP, the beast of Bolsover, stepped up.
“None of them Tory bastards’ll get past me,” Skinner said, “I’ll take ’em all on!”
