Donald ‘The Toddler’ Trump was said to be upset this morning after the hashtag DumbDonald began trending on Twitter.
The Toddler is running for the President of the United States but this week managed to alienate the Chiefs of Staff (past, present and future), the entire intelligence infrastructure of the USA including the CIA and the NSA and everybody in the whole world who has ever read a book.
In an interview this week he seemingly misunderstood the word sacrifice. Donald was responding to statements made by the grieving parents of an American war hero when, with characteristic misogyny and tact, he chucked around some revolting aspersions.
He also intimated that being rich is similar to losing a child to a war.
When questioned as to whether Donald had made a sacrifice for his country his response was pretty much;
“Sure. My soul, I sacrificed that a while ago. My dignity, I mean look at this combover I’m fooling nobody. And the lives of Mexican labourers on my building sites, I sacrificed those pretty regularly. Small contractors, I regularly sacrificed those on the marble altar of my bottom line. And of course my father’s fortune which would be worth three times what it is now if I had left it in the bank and hadn’t squandered it on stupid ideas and lawsuits.”
The collective global facepalm injured thousands and claimed the lives of dozens dictionary owners.
