2016 has seen the death of pretty much every famous person you like. We interviewed Death yesterday to find out why:
“I KNOW PEOPLE ARE PRETTY DAMNED MAD AT ME RIGHT NOW,” said the Grim Reaper from his pale horse, Cutiepie McLovely, “BUT THEN PEOPLE ARE PRETTY DAMNED!
“WITH THE END OF THE WORLD SCHEDULED FOR LATE NOVEMBER, I DECIDED THAT THE KINDEST THING I COULD DO WAS TO EASE PEOPLE INTO IT. YOU’RE ALL SCREWED BUT IF YOU GET USED TO THE PAIN NOW…”
We tried to ask more but he said he had to go to Australia to collect a mangle or something.
