Brexiters across the land are jubilantly crying “We told you so!” after GlaxoSmithKline, a UK company, based in the UK, that wanted the UK to stay in the EU admitted that despite never saying it was going to leave, it is staying.

GSk announced today further investment in itself which could see the number of jobs rise by a bit.

The company that would have invested this money even if we’d stayed was hailed as proof that Brexit is “Best for Britain” by the right as the economy continues its steady tumble into hell and the brain drain from our universities picks up pace.

“It’s definitely proof that everything is going to be better outside of Europe,” said Derek Reckless, a UKIP member who recently lost his job when his employers decided to go to a proper Euro-economy, “You can’t deny it anymore, Remainers! Stick that up your overpriced imported jumper!”