The world’s largest internet retailer, and tax avoiding giant, Amazon are rumored to be conducting secret trials using animals to deliver parcels to your doorstep.
An inside source has told The Rochdale Herald that all the recent fuss about drone deliveries is just a clever tactic to throw competitors off the scent while they perfect their new “creature feature”.
“Oh yes, this drone talk is all poppycock” the source revealed, “what they are really investing heavily in is Amazon Animal, where for a nominal fee you can choose which animal you would like to deliver your parcel. Fees would vary depending on what type of animal and where you live ranging from as little as 78p to get a swarm of locusts to fly you in a new iPad mini to £250,000 to get a Panda to deliver a George Foreman Grill”.
But in further scandal it seems the UK government is turning a blind eye to Amazon paying for pet licenses of any kind.
We have seen the list of animals you can choose from and it doesn’t make good reading for local animals. On the list are such animals as Syrian Hamsters, Afgan hounds, German Shepherds, African Grey Parrots and Indian Tigers. Shockingly the British Bulldog has been overlooked.
We tried to speak to the Britain hating tax dodging bigwigs at Amazon but nobody would return our calls.
