Henry Chinaski
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 18.7.16/24.7.16
Thanks to a weekend ripped to the tits on PCP, mescaline, cocaine and cheap speed, I have been enduring hideous hallucinations and nightmarish visions,...
Peter Pan of Pop Peeves Proud Populace
Cliff Richards recently learned that South Yorkshire Police will not be pursuing historic sexual abuse claims against him, but he hasn't escaped the wrath...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 11.7.17/17.7.16
Aries ?
A visit to the dentist will end in both oral and mental discomfort when you wake up early from the completely unnecessary anaesthetic...
Dirty Politics
Britain's next Prime Minister is guaranteed to be female but what most people don't know yet is that only one of the contenders will...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 4.7.16/10.7.16
Aries
Beware people driving silver Vauxhaul Vectras early in the week - they mean you harm and will go out of their way to inflict...