A dickhead has died in a karmic avalanche after breaking into the home of a 78 year old.

The idiot named Henry Vincent, 37, from Kent, died after losing a fight he started with a pensioner 41 years older than him.

The pensioner was apparently threatened with a screwdriver by the two big brave burglars.

An actual fight broke out between two armed thirty somethings and an eighty year old. The two burglars lost.

The pensioner, who we suspect wasn’t planning on murdering anybody on Tuesday because he was at home minding his own business was unavailable for comment.

The dead scumbag’s next of kin have been notified, nobody else gives a shit.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.