The Queen is said to be shocked that her accountants have invested heavily in Los Pollos Hermanos. The food chain, seen in the TV show, Breaking Bad is a front for a money laundering operation with links to a large scale crystal meth operation.
The findings came to light in papers obtained by a German newspaper. The papers are from an investment firm that specialises in overseas investments. The Duchy of Lancaster, which pays the Queens income is named in several papers.
As well as Los Pollos Hermanos, the papers reveal the Queen is invested in the Vatican Bank. A situation that came as a surprise to Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby.
“Frankly I’m shocked. She didn’t even put money in the envelope when she last attended Sunday service. She made out that she never carries money and got one of her staff to do it.
The staff member went to put a tenner in but she told him not to. Then he filled it with 50p in copper so it would sound like she’d put loads in.
Also, she’s the head of the Church of England. It can’t be right that she’s invested with the Pope. What happens if she loses heavily on the horses and can’t repay her debts? We’ll be repossessed by the Catholic Church.”
It’s been alleged that Prince Charles financial arrangements will be revealed in the coming days. His income is derived from the Duchy of Cornwall. The papers are expected to show that he’s invested in a mime school in Belgium and a Congolese accordian factory. One palace spokesman said, “It’s going to be embarrassing for Prince Charles. Even Prince
George is taking the mick out of Prince Charles investments. Apparently Prince William is invested in several diamond mines in Africa so they’re minted.”
When asked to comment about the finding that, until last year she was invested in the airline, Monarch the Queen said. “Of course I was. I’m the monarch.”
For many it all brings back memories of Princess Margaret, who was heavily invested in Gordon’s Gin and Martells.
