The chance of Conservative Party rule evaporated today. Jeremy Corbyn is to talk about the nuances of foreign policy and its consequences.
“It’s an outrage!” stated Morris Simple, a Rochdale builder and flag waving aficionado.
“I was thinking of voting Labour as I don’t want the NHS to be privatised, but not now! I want my politicians to talk about bombing the bastards. I want revenge and I want it now. Not planning strategies to stop the endless violence!”
“He’s a discrace he is!” said Mavis Dolt from Surrey, “Fancy linking the war on terror with terrorism! I can’t see a connection! We should be bombing them Muslims more not less!”
Meanwhile, Labour centrists were said to be sitting with their heads in their hands.
“Couldn’t he have just pretended to be a reactionary wool merchant for a few more days?” asked a Mr T Watson.
“Theresa Mayhem put the troops on the streets, because she knows that kind of thing works, and Jeremy just wants to talk about how to end the cycle of killings? We’ve lost!”
It’s now expected that people will react as usual by voting for the Conservatives in droves. Done in the hope that the woman who sells arms to the Middle East will take strong military action in the Middle East. This will make them feel better for five minutes.
