A man has been left bereft of all hope for the future after discovering that the worst person he knows might have made a great point.
Steve Dickinson, 42 and a half, made the shocking discovery that he agrees with the most horrible person he’s heard of this morning whilst on the bog browsing through Twitter.
“It was a bit of a shock to be honest.” Steve told The Rochdale Herald. “Only yesterday I was saying to my mates in the pub that we should just forget Brexit ever happened because it’s too complicated.”
“Then this morning I noticed a tweet from Jeremy Clarkson saying that we should just forget Brexit ever happened because it’s too complicated.”
“It was as if the Earth had stopped spinning on its axis to be honest. I’ve built my entire personality on disagreeing with Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgain. Am I now a racist? Do I have to start making jokes about women drivers? Do I have to start smoking again?”
“This is a nightmare. I might just drive my car off a bridge into a river, it’ll be less complicated.”