Prime Minster, and Britain’s foremost pterodactyl impersonator, Theresa May is rumoured to be announcing that she will be a last minute entrant to this years ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’.

May, who has had a fairly slow year on the news front, has been urged to take part in the ITV Series by her advisers who claim she has a proven track record of being able to remain in a situation where the emphasis is very much on leaving the situation she is in.

May is set to make the announcement at 5pm from outside Number 10 Downing Street and is hoping to join the other contestants in Australia this evening, including Jamie Redknapp’s dad, Nick Knowles, Part time American John Barrowman and a host of other people yet to be verified on Wikipedia.


 

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