Anglo US relations have reached their lowest ebb since 1812 when British Force burned down the White House after members of the Royal Family were pictured protesting Trump in London.

The Queen was pictured holding a sign reading Donald Trump is a c*nt at a photo opportunity at Horse Guards and Prince Philip is said to have mooned Trump from a window in Buckingham Palace.

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said; “the man is clearly bonkers and generally the UK is not really for fascists, except Pinochet. He kind of slipped through the net.”

“There was a real festive feeling around the Trump protests, it just felt like the right thing to do.”

“We can’t really nick the White House wine cellar again and burn the place down so we thought we’d give Liz a sign to hold instead.”

“It kind of sums it all up really.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.