The chaps at Go Ogle Apps were quick to capitalise on Parliament’s decision not to outlaw taking an unwanted picture up a skirt.
The, ironically titled, Private Member’s Bill proposed making up-skirting a criminal offence. The proposal failed to become law and was blocked by the moralising Tory , Sir Christopher Chope, MP for Jesus Christchurch.
The Go Ogle Apps chaps decided to capitalise on this by developing a photography app, to help others who think the nanny state was going too far in trying to protect a woman’s right to privacy in respect of her private parts.
Once downloaded the Go Ogle App will add several new features to the phones existing functions. As well as the usual Portrait and Landscape modes, it will also feature Upskirt, Upskirt Flash and Lunchbox modes. These three latest modes are designed for stealth filming. Purchasers of the new App will also receive a complimentary box of tissues.
Of course, the new app is not without its’ critics. They claim there is something decidedly nasty about taking such pictures of a person’s genitals and posting them on the interweb, whilst sad pathetic knuckle draggers knock one out. They claim this practice further objectifies and demeans women.
The Go Ogle chaps responded by denying their app is sexist, pointing out there is a Lunchbox mode and men wear skirts too. To which the critics replied, “There aren’t that many Linford’s around and you won’t find much to snap in most men’s trousers.”
The new app is available in the Go Ogle Play store, tissues are sent under plain cover.
