A racist right wing whack-job will meet a racist right wing nut-job when he visits the UK for bilateral talks on July 13th, Downing Street announced Thursday.

A spokesman for both racists have confirmed that the visit will take place.

The racists held talks in Switzerland in January and are said to have “a really great relationship”, what with them both really hating poor people who have brown skin and everything.

Downing Street said the chemistry between the two racists was “good”, which says quite a lot about Downing Street at the moment.

A petition calling on Britain to withdraw an invitation to the visiting racist because the visit would “cause embarrassment” to the Queen was signed by more than 1.8 million people who have never heard of Prince Philip.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.