Here’s The Rochdale Herald’s round-up of today’s important news headlines:

– UKIP leader’s girlfriend is a nasty little racist

– Nicola Sturgeon backs a second Scottish Independence Referendum

– Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t back a second Brexit Referendum

– Donald Trump is a dickhead

– Boris Johnson is a dickhead

– Having a nap makes you feel better

– Pope Benedict XVI is a Catholic

– Bears shit in the woods

Look out for more news you already knew in tomorrow’s tabloids