Here’s The Rochdale Herald’s round-up of today’s important news headlines:
– UKIP leader’s girlfriend is a nasty little racist
– Nicola Sturgeon backs a second Scottish Independence Referendum
– Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t back a second Brexit Referendum
– Donald Trump is a dickhead
– Boris Johnson is a dickhead
– Having a nap makes you feel better
– Pope Benedict XVI is a Catholic
– Bears shit in the woods
Look out for more news you already knew in tomorrow’s tabloids
