Man-child and completely stable genius Donald Trump has reportedly cancelled his planned visit to the UK next month, according to the White House.
Trump was due to visit London in February to open the new US embassy but has apparently changed his plans as he feels he won’t be welcome.
The Rochdale Herald asks “What gave you that impression you satsuma faced twatgibbon?”
POTATUS was also planning on visiting his golf course in Scotland but was told “I widnae bother pal or you’ll be going hame wi yur teeth in a fucking paper bag.”
The new embassy will now be opened by Secretary of State and Eagle Scout Rex Tillerson who has no connection to Russia apart from the deal he made with Vladimir Putin during his time as CEO at Exxon.
More on this as details emerge which probably won’t be until President Trump comes out of the blanket fort he is currently sulking in.
