Global Warming, the phenomenon by which mankind is fucking up the environment, has confirmed on Twitter today that Donald Trump is in fact a Hoax.
“Sorry about that.” The effect of a combination of deforestation and an increase in the emission of Greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere told The Rochdale Herald.
“He was an April Fool’s joke, I really didn’t think you lot were dumb enough to fall for it.”
“The hole in the Ozone Layer and I really thought that we were going to be the mass extinction event that wiped out all life on Earth. But it turns out democracy had other ideas.”
“To be fair it wasn’t my idea, it was the meteorite who wiped out the dinosaurs who thought of it. He has a pretty sick sense of humour.”
