US Navy officials have said that the penis drawn in the sky by one of their pilots using a fighter jet’s contrails was absolutely not directed at “any particular President.”
The giant penis was drawn in the sky over Okanogan County in the west of Washington State by an aptly named Boeing EA-18G Growler.
Most of the commanders at the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island were unavailable for comment and several were hospitalised with hysterical laughter.
“It’s true. One of our Growlers drew a huge spam javelin over Okanogan County this afternoon. We want to make it absolutely clear that the gigantic cock we drew on the sky is not an insult aimed at any particular sitting President or Commander in Chief we may or may not have at this point in time.”
“We’re still trying to get to the bottom of this incident. From a Navy standpoint, we do hold our aircrew to the highest standards and this is absolutely unacceptable. He was supposed to draw it above The White House, the pilot in question will be taking extra lessons in navigation, the public can rest assured of that”
The incident comes after the Pentagon re-tweeted a tweet calling for Donald Trump to step down as President earlier in the day.
A spokesgrunt for The Department of Defence told The Rochdale Herald: “You can’t handle the truth. We really do have an airplane called a Growler and yes we do use them to draw massive ding-a-lings on the sky from time to time.”
He added: “How is this my life? I went to Westpoint.”
The RAF drew a much bigger penis on the sky last year.
