Online mega porn hub, Pornhub, has announced it will hide every video on its webpage between pages of unnecessary print journalism for twenty four hours in tribute to Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner, who has passed away at the age of ninety one.
The announcement comes as the entire industry searches for ways to best honour the man many see as their godfather. A feminist icon who toiled for after decades to celebrate women for their intelligence by allowing them about a tweet’s worth of comment next to photos of their boobs.
Pornhub is specially commissioning the print journalism for the occasion as not a single example of an article placed between the covers of a Playboy magazine can be located. They are all presumed discarded in drains and small patches of trees, strangely none have made it to a national library for posterity.
Speaking to the Rochdale Herald’s All Inventions End in Porn correspondent, the head of journalism for Pornhub gave us insight into what headlines we can expect in their twenty four hour tribute.
“How to find porn videos online will be one. When bush was king at the dawn of Playboy is another. How to erase your online browsing history in one simple step. How to remotely erase your online browsing history. How to remotely erase the browsing history of an ex if you used their laptop to watch porn a lot and now you’re worried they will publicly shame you on Facebook.
“Things like that, oh and one in-depth analysis of the situation on the Korean Peninsula to prove we’re not just about easy access for masturbating voyeurs,”
It’s believed the twenty four hour tribute will cause a dramatic fall in the number of users visiting the world famous hub of sweaty enjoyment, it may even put them out of business.
