A massive weapon took to social media this morning to condemn the massive weapon test of another massive weapon.
It’s unclear at this point who is the biggest massive weapon, although all are certain who does have the biggest number of massive weapons.
The motivation for the testing of the massive weapons appears to be because North Korea thinks it can gain Donald Trump’s undying admiration if it develops the ability to vaporise millions of people from a safe distance.
International Massive Weapon, Professor Fissile spoke to the Rochdale Herald’s Deadly Clowns correspondent for his insight into the mushrooming situation.
“If Kim Jong-in really wants to gain the respect of Donald Trump or should try unfurling giant, totalitarian style posters of Mr Trump in its main squares. Painting everything gold and worshipping the old hair piece wouldn’t go astray either. Try testing that. Continuing to test hydrogen bombs they maybe able to stick on top of ICBMs just makes it more likely all the militaristic bombast of the regime will actually be put to the rest, as it were.”
It’s uncertain if North Korea will cotton onto hero worshipping the giant narcissist as a way of gaining influence on the world stage, but it maybe a safer route for all concerned, including themselves.
A continuation of the current strategy of being a massive weapon by testing massive weapons for another massive weapon to condemn only risks a sudden reversal in the rate of global warming, after a sudden spike.
And one of the massive weapons concerned most definitely would not like that.
