In a statement from the Department of People’s Truth, Jeremy Corbyn “has not bowed to pressure of the Western lapdog media but instead led the World in supporting Workers” and finally condemned Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez.

In a strongly worded statement, delivered by Voter Colonel Ken Livingstone he said “I am sorry that he did not shoot enough rich people and his unwillingness to execute everybody who isn’t dirt poor after he came to power mark him out as an Enemy of the People.”

Corbyn also blamed the economic crisis in the country “on the government’s failure to take my advice on investment in infrastructure which he said would have reduced the dependence filthy Capitalist pig-dogs.”

Ken Livingstone, the former mayor of London and proclaimed by Jeremy Corbyn to be “Purifier of the Ballot Boxes” went further “One of the things that Chávez did when he came to power, he didn’t kill all the oligarch’s. There was about 200 families who controlled about 80% of the wealth in Venezuela,” Livingstone told Talk Radio.

Tabitha Ashley – President of the Corbyn’s Committee of Under or Near Twenty Supporters  said “I don’t really know much about this but that should in no way stop me from having an opinion about it or undermine the validity of my opinion because I am young and it’s important that my views are whatever I read in a 150 word pamphlet from Momentum. So basically its like, totally OK to kill rich people if that make Millennials sit up and end Austerity & Brexit, but not Mummy because she has been sooooo supportive after Daddy cut off my allowance when I failed the first year of my Politics Btec.”

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