The World Irony Championship has been cancelled for 2017 after anti-Muslims calling themselves UK Against Hate held a march against extremism.
“We normally wait until November but we’ll be calling it early this time. There’s no topping marching against hate whilst chanting about ridding the streets of brown people,” explained World Irony Association head Ferris Weeley, “I expect Donald Trump could come close but he won it last year with his promise to drain the swamp.”
The march was organised by Tommy “Steve” Robinson, the former leader of the right wing bovver boys the EDL. Robinson briefly tried to go legit after leaving the EDL and tried to make a career of embarrassing himself on Newsnight.
However, the sudden popularity amongst shaven thugs of Pegida drew him back to shouting cherry picked half facts through megaphones. He is currently being propped up by the hilariously named Rebel Media, a conservative leaning content producer that specialises in picking the worst examples of the left or Islam and claiming they’re universally representative.
The march attracted around 2000 people and was supposed to be silent after they were warned that it was unacceptable to use the recent terror attacks as an excuse to chant racist slogans and so they walked around Manchester chanting racist slogans.
“We’re here to protest against hate! Muslim scum, off our streets!” said one of the master race.
There were several violent incidents on the march, possibly as they clashed with Antifa and other anti-rightwing protesters.
“Both sides are basically football hooligans who think pretending they understand politics makes them intellectual,” said a Manchester police officer, “Angry people with flags shouting about angry people with different flags is a waste of police resources at a time we are really stretched. As they’d know if they could count.”
