The Daily Mash, NewsThump, SNN and The Poke all refused to post content today as world events seemed to have ground a to halt.
“A global deal was struck on harmful fridge gasses for Christ’s sake” said John Mock, editor of The Son Online.
“What can you do with that? Nothing. Trump has been done to death and there’s nothing funny about BoJo goading Putin into obliterating us. Maybe there is news but we’re desensitised to it because of all of 2016’s fuckery? Who knows. I can’t even be arsed bashing off a meme today.”