Self assured fuck nugget Mike Ashley, CEO of Sports Direct, pulled the idiotic stunt at one of his sweat shops earlier today.
Keith Stitcher, a devoted employee of ten years, spoke of the spectacle:
“It was bizarre. He was showing these investors around and all the media was there. He got up on a stage that had been built earlier that morning and stood behind a lecturn. Then he started shouting something about minimum wage before raising a curtain revealing millions of pounds in notes.”
It is at this point that Mr Ashley became extremely angry and started dousing the cash in petrol before setting it alight.
When a reporter at the event asked why he was doing it, Mr. Ashley ripped his shirt off and shouted:
“Been the casino mate! Down the casino haven’t I? Been to the casino” over and over again.