The producers of Rambo 3 are allegedly suing Donald Trump for copyright infringements based on his Afghanistan strategy.
Mr Trump was initially very cold on keeping the US in Afghanistan but, after seeing pictures of Steve Bannon locked in his own office, about to be attacked with a flamethrower by John Kelly is alleged to have led Trump to have a change of heart.
One White House aide said, “Sunday night was movie night and Trump watched the first 3 Rambo films back to back. He could see his and Bannon’s relationship in that of John Rambo and Sam Trautman. He even ordered loads of arrows and spent Monday firing them at the eclipse. He said he was trying to blow the moon up to save humanity.”
Whilst the producers of Rambo 3 are talking of suing Trump many White House staff see films as a useful way of explaining complex issues in a way Trump understands. One member of staff said,
“We’ve not been able to get the problem of obesity across to him yet but showing him Ghostbusters could work. Then, the importance of being a responsible parent will be communicated using Home Alone.”
This isn’t the first time that someone has threatened to sue Trump for plagiarism. Last year an angry homeless man who yells at passing cars attempted to sue Trump over a speech he made at an election rally.
The homeless man said, “It was a disgrace. I got no credit even though the entire speech was basically me undergoing a crack induced paranoid rant at a bin. If I could get a lawyer I’d sue and be able to afford a supermarket trolley to push my possessions around in.”
It’s not clear yet where the presidency will go with this new source of inspiration. Many observers noted that Trump’s policy towards Mexico bears some resemblance to ‘Another brick in the wall’.
