For the first time in almost fifty years the name Adolf is topping the lists for most popular baby names in the United States of America.
“The name really went out of fashion in the early nineteen forties. Really on account of some guy called Adolf being responsible for the deaths of over 400,000 young American men.” A spokesman for Babbynames.com told the Herald.
“The name is making a bit of comeback now. Swastikas are back in fashion. People are burning books again. The stigma around the name is really a little outmoded now.”
As the Trump administration continues to try to remove the stigma of “being a fucking Nazi” the name Adolf is really seeing a resurgence, particularly in the deep south.
“You would not believe how many twelve fingered, web toed babies called Adolf are being born to white supremacist families every week. It’s too many, that’s how many.”
White Supremacists, the inbred genetic backwash of rural America, is currently naming seven out of five out of every ten babies Adolf, the other five are being called Donald.
Social services have been intervening and in several cases judges have stepped in to prevent parents naming their children after the famous populist and totalitarian Nazi, Donald Trump.
“Parents by and large should have free reign when it comes to naming their children.” A family judge in the US told us.
“Except Nazis, they shouldn’t be allowed to fucking breed in the first place, let alone name their children.”
