Jennifer Aniston was found dead this afternoon at her LA mansion after apparently overdosing on Schadenfreude following the news of the impending Brangelina split.
Miss Aniston was apparently found in bed surrounded by glossy magazines, tabloid newspapers and dozens of cats.
Police were called to the scenes after neighbours complained of hearing what they described as a worrying amount of hysterical laughter.
First responders were unable to revive Miss Anniston with one saying;
“We’ve never seen that much Schadenfreude in one place, I’ll give her this though, she looked really happy!”
