Rumours are rife today that the comical floppy haired Brexit buffoon Boris Johnson may have popped his clogs. It’s been weeks now since he has been seen either knocking a defenceless child to the floor, zip-wiring dressed as a clown, cycling his bike with his helmet at a jaunty angle or calling an overseas country a bunch of fuzzywuzzies.
If you or anyone you know has seen Boris please could you contact either the Conservative party HQ or his Dad. Leave us a comment below with where and what he was up too when you saw him.
