In a twist to today’s latest gaffe by Donald Trump, his campaign manager has resigned citing lack of experience on his part. Jo Frost, Channel Four’s Super Nanny is said to be in discussion with the Republican Party for the job.
Robby Mook issued a statement saying;
“When I took on the job I had no idea that my years of political and managerial experience would count for nothing. What is needed in the role is patience, low blood pressure, addiction to prozac, and lots of experience with unruly rich toddlers who have never had to clear up whatever mess they make.”
Our US Reporter Randy Lardfarb managed to catch Mr Mook for an interview in several bars last night. When asked who should replace him, in between bouts of sobbing Mook said;
“Jo Frost would be perfect for the job. She’s tough but fair but I think she’s going to have difficulty getting the concept of the naughty step to stick with Trump. If anybody was ever in need of a little discipline it’s him.”
Trump is currently on the naughty step for suggesting his supporters might want to shoot his political rival Hillary Clinton.
