Andrea Leadsom has found herself an unlikely ally in the UK’s war on women and motherhood, Sammy Wilson MP.
Mr Wilson, the DUP MP for East Antrim, joined the fray last week by accusing female MP’s who have babies who need food while they’re at work “exhibitionists”.
He even used the word “voyeuristic” but we are yet to establish whether it is the woman’s breast or the baby itself that he finds sexually stimulating. We’ll be sure to ask him if we can ever be bothered to call him.
It has long been established that some women have babies and that most babies require food, sometimes when they’re hungry. In recent developments for the human race some of these women are MPs and might be at work when their babies are hungry.
The editorial team at The Rochdale Herald conducted a small experiment and found that if they exercised some discretion by not looking directly at women who were breastfeeding they could get on with their day without seeing women breastfeeding.
In an unexpected development they also found that if they did happen to see a woman breastfeeding they were neither aroused nor distracted by it.
A spokesman for pornography enthusiast Simon Danczuk MP was overheard to say;
“It’s well documented that Simon loves boobies, the more boobies the better. But milky boobies with a baby attached to them aren’t really his thing. Sammy Wilson is a tit, what a weirdo.”
