After the sad passing of millionaire feminist Hugh (the Hef) Hefner the dilemma of what to do with the dozens of now ownerless and homeless Playboy Bunnies looks like it could be solved thanks to POTUS Donald Trump.
President Trump has pledged to ‘take care of’ everyone of the grieving rabbit eared ladies for ‘as long as it takes’ saying “it will be a sad day in American history if a President known for his stance on women’s rights didn’t step up and do the right thing by these charming young, ooh so young, curvy, breasty, bubbly and let’s not forget intelligent ladies and provide them with a secure future. It will be the best future any of them have ever seen, I guarantee you, way better than crooked Hilary could ever have given these fine American, let’s not forget that, these are American ladies. My friend and fellow philanthropist Hugh deserves for his legacy to continue and I intend to honour him.
“I’ve already set the ball rolling and work has begun to demolish Obama’s basketball court and replace it with a luxury swimming pool and 4 hot tubs”
We spoke to current Playboy Bunny Jessica Williams who told us “It’s fantastic news, I can’t wait to put on my ears at The White House and strut my stuff. Once I heard the sad news of Hefs passing I didn’t think we bunnies would ever find another millionaire sexist moron but then up stepped Donald J Trump. He’s our hero.”
It looks though POTUS has seen an opportunity, reached out and grabbed it by the… bunny.
