The removal from office of Anthony “You’re fired!” Scaramucci and Reince “You’re fired too!” Priebus have prompted many White House insiders to consider the Trump administration as merely an extension of The Apprentice.
As the rate of sackings has accelerated, the same observers have deduced that the series is coming to an end.
The frequent comings and goings have led to the installation of a revolving door at the White House.
The idea was a brainchild of Ivanka Trump’s. Trump senior liked the idea, bigly, although Ivanka later revealed that she had meant it as a joke.
Jared Kushner revealed that, although he followed his father-in-law through the newly-installed door, he was the first to emerge.
Concerned and mystified, Kushner realised that Trump was trapped and called the fire department. The heroes arrived on the scene as soon as possible after they had stopped pissing themselves with laughter.
Ironically, they freed Trump using the very same lubricant used to help Steve Bannon recover from a bizarre autofellatio accident.
A separate, hinged door has been hurriedly constructed for Trump. This door is operated by a special microchip concealed within Trump’s luxuriant hair.
The principle has been extensively tested over a period of several years to allow for the free movement of domestic felines. Eight out of ten cats agreed that, although demeaning to have to be microchipped, it was jolly convenient.
The Trumpflap is likewise hinged at the top for security, meaning that the Modern Day President no longer needs to worry about closing and locking the front door.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t bring dead mice home.
