Far right midget Tommy Robinson has announced plans to launch a Ceefax page following news that he has been banned from both Facebook and Instagram for being a racist toolkit.

“Ceefax is the perfect home for Tommy Robinson’s style of Journalism.” A spokesman for idiots told The Rochdale Herald.

“He says it like it is etc etc and Ceefax is the perfect place for people too old to use a smart phone but young enough to own a Golliwog and still call the newsagents the p*kishop.”

“Facebook’s loss is Ceefax’s gain.”

Literally some people are said to be furious about the move to ban Tommy Robinson from Facebook, while most are still unclear about who he is.

“I liked him on Time Team, why have they banned him from Facebook?” A person who can read asked The Rochdale Herald.

“He was very funny on Blackadder, why does he want a Ceefax page? Is it part of his cunning plan or something?”

“I had no idea he was a racist. It’s a real shame I’m going to have to boycott reruns of Blackadder now. I loved those.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.