Piers Morgan has reportedly quit Good Morning Britain this week in order to reprise his award-winning role of Pigeon Lady in the Home Alone movie franchise.

Following the success of the 1992 box office sensation Home Alone 2 Piers Morgan, 73, is said to be thrilled at the prospect of once again having the chance to terrify young children for money.

International arsehole and Trump enthusiast Piers Morgan, is best known for his portrayal of an old lady covered in pigeon shit.

In the upcoming Home Alone 5 the McAllisters lose their now 38 year old son, Kevin, in a railway station in Chicago and are given false hope that he will turn up alive after an old lady covered in pigeon shit, played by Piers Morgan, finds his mobile phone and listens to his voicemails. 

Kevin’s body is never found.