In a last ditch attempt to win the X Factor vote tonight,the PM today took the unusual but popular step to separate Boris Johnson from Britain.

On some politics show she told some BBC presenter that she is willing to have Johnson deported to the USA. “The hot air he produces damages the environment and he is a massive pain in the arse”, said Mrs May.

The plan has been condemned by Labour who suggest the plan, or rather Johnson, doesn’t go far enough and are seeking an amendment which will see Johnson sent to the Moon.

Jacob Rees Mogg was unavailable for comment as he was plotting to overthrow Queen Victoria.