An absolute arsehole has died in South Africa aged 81.

The fraudster, kidnapper and child murderer who also happened to have once been married to Nelson Mandela despite being a dreadful, dreadful shit has finally popped her clogs.

She died peacefully at home without a tyre full of burning petrol around her neck like many of her victims in the 1980’s.

She also didn’t have her throat slit after being beaten to a pulp like 14 year old Stompie Seipei, a child who disagreed with her politics and supported the UDF not the ANC.

She did however go to prison for stealing some money from the ANC but was merely fined for her involvement in the murder of a child.

The absolute arsehole.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.