The Rochdale to English Dictionary today confirmed it would be adding the colloquial phrase ‘wankers dozen’ to their 2019 edition. The R.E.D.’s official definition is ‘a meeting of Britain First, or any other notorious organisation for racist tosspots.’
Professor of Linguistic Numerics at Rochdale Community University, Professor Bryman Cocks said; “The new phrase has developed from the existing term ‘baker’s dozen’ which refers to a number slightly over 12 used by bakers to ensure a dozen satisfactory specimens. In the new phrase ‘dozen’ is used in the same context and refers to the fact that the turn out at a Britain First meeting is roughly 12.”
“The more astute and cunning linguist will observe the lack of the possessive apostrophe in the first word of the new term. Whereas the dozen in the original term signifies ownership by the baker, the term ‘wankers’ in the new phrase is purely descriptive and alludes to the fact that Britain First are, well, wankers.”
“The new phrase also differs from the old in that the underlying guarantee is that there will not be a single satisfactory specimen among them.”
“An example of usage is as follows: ‘My colleagues and I went to the Pig and Luger for a celebratory jar to celebrate our newest thesis. To our horror there was a wankers dozen in the function room screeching about ‘immigrunts’ so we had to leave.”
Britain First spokesmoron Bob Bobroberts grunted “It’s a disc race. It’s disrespectful to our great British bakery institutions so beloved of Britain First such as Greggs, Ginster’s and The Original Cornish Fatbastard Pastie Company. Just wait, them lefties will be demanding Muslamic crescents on hot cross buns next. Mmmmmm…. hot cross buns.”
