A 4 year old black and white cat from Twickenham has told its owner Steve that “It’s pretty fucking unlikely that I will be putting up with this shit much longer” after a 2nd stroke of her tummy.
Disco, a short-haired English domestic cat, was previously very happy and looking forward to some quality time with her owner. However, that was four seconds ago and she is currently awaiting Steve’s decision of whether to go in for a third stroke. She told the Rochdale Herald;
“Well, things were going very well from the off as I rolled over for him to tickle my tummy. The first one was great and the second one was better. I’m going to make his face bleed if he does it again.”
Steve, a sound technician at a local recording studio was seemingly unaware of the situation. He said “Disco is loving this tummy tickle. I am quite surprised as last time she tore a 2 inch strip of skin off the inside of my right index finger. However, this one is going far better and I am confidently expecting a different outcome from the last 15 or 20 times I have done this”
The Rochdale Herald is, of course, standing by to see how this story develops over the next few micro-seconds….