A child struggling to do his job took time out of his day to watch a kid push a lawn mower at the White House the other day.
The large boy has a mental age of about eleven years old, about the same as the eleven year old who was mowing his lawn.
“The little boy was a little distracted to see a white person mowing grass.” A White House Insider told The Herald. “We were trying to brief him about North Korea’s sabre rattling in the Pacific, but he insisted he had to go outside and play.”
“It seems the novelty of seeing somebody who isn’t Hispanic mowing his lawn was just too exciting for him.”
The White House is said to be reconsidering tough immigration reform to ensure that child slave labour at The White House will be from South of the border in future.
