Donald Trump told a press conference that there were good people amongst the white supremacists and Neo-Nazis at the Charlottesville Unite the Right protest over the weekend.
“My mother and father were amongst the protestors who had a permit and they had a lovely time.” Trump told a bewildered press conference. “They were a little disappointed not to have had a chance to burn a cross or string a black man up from a tree. But there’s always next time.”
“The important thing about a protest is that you have the right paperwork. If you have that kill you whoever you want. Them’s the rules.” He continued.