Donald Trump is alleged to be ecstatic after a poll of far right activists showed he has a 99% approval rating from them.
A spokesman said, “Can you believe these numbers? We have such a disadvantage and we’re polling at 99% approval. Obama didn’t have that.”
One pro-Trump analyst said, “You can’t buy that kind of approval. It’s phenomenonal. Barack Obama couldn’t even count on that kind of support from the cucks and snowflakes. Come election time that’s a lot of voters so you need to be gentle with them. This country could potentially go to war with Korea. Who are you going to want in your corner? A snowflake or a good guy with a gun?”
Speaking about the rally on Saturday Trump is alleged to have said, “There sure was a lot of people there. The press will say it was about 200 people. It looked about 45,000. That set a record. They all set a record. Obama never got that many alt-right supporters. They came because of me and I’m proud of that. It’s my greatest achievement as President so far.”
Whilst some senior Republicans have come out a publicly denounced the alt-right as being the same as the old right it’s alleged Donald Trump cannot as they form the base of his support.
It’s also alleged that Trump may need Aryan Brotherhood support if he ever ends up in prison. But it’s thought he can maybe avoid that by bunking up with a man called Julian.
Elsewhere some of Saturdays protesters have complained about the deputy mayor of Charlottesville, Wes Bellamy calling on so called white supremacists to go home.
One supremacist said, “Why is it cultural appropriation when I get dreadlocks but not cultural appropriation when he tells us to go home?”
For his part Trump denies allegations that he paid Russian prostitutes to urinate on him.
