J K Rowling is rumoured to have accepted a seven figure sum to write a spin off to her famous Harry Potter series titled ‘President Trump and the White Wizard of Covfefe’.
While J K Rowling maybe playing coy on the covfefe commission, sources within the publishing industry have confirmed to the Rochdale Herald’s Rumour Monger correspondent that it’s possibly true.
If the book is successful there are plans for an entire new series following the character of Donnie through his adolescence, as the largely ignored spare child of a real estate magnate, and on to the fulfillment of his promise to lead the free world. No one is quite sure where, maybe to destruction.
From the very first pages Trump will be shadowed by a mysterious wizard in a fetching, pointy white hat who has interesting ideas on social integration and the history of America, and who repeatedly tells young Donald,
“You’re a real estate wizard, Donnie. We asked everybody. Huge wizard. Just the best. Now get in there and make those vulnerable tenants homeless! One day you’ll sell the White House!”
Early indications are that this character will be called Stephen Bannin, but that’s also speculative, as is the meaning of covfefe.
It’s not thought any one character will be stable supporting Donald through the series as even in the world of real estate wizards constructive dismissal of disappointing subordinates is a thing.
Other proposed titles in the series are,
‘Vladimir Putting and the Half Brained President’, ‘Donnie Trump and the Gob of Fire and Fury’, ‘President Trump and the Prisoner of Asshat’, ‘Donald Trump and the Magic Revolving Door of Power’ and ‘Donald in the Competition to be Crazier than North Korea’.
J K Rowling is believed to be under pressure to have the first installment ready for release to coincide with ‘President Trump and the Almost Inevitable Impeachment’.
