Pippa Middleton’s lovely bottom has today got married. The bottom shot to fame in 2011 when it turned up at Prince William’s wedding and stole the show.
As ever with high profile weddings the outfits have led to a great deal of speculation in the press.
Some journalists commented “God look at the state of that” and “What a trollop” but we may have to wait for the full 27 page special in the Daily Express before we find out who it was aimed at.
Predictably The Daily Express also drew comparisons between this wedding and that of Prince Charles and Princess Diana saying, “Miss Middleton’s bridesmaid Hermione Chomlemly-Warner looked very much like Princess Diana would have if she had survived the crash.”
Elsewhere the Daily Mail were awaiting the arrival of Prince George and Princess Charlotte describing Princess Charlotte as “All grown up.” The Mail also lost it as Prince Harry’s partner Meghan Markel poured her curves into a dress.
It has been reported previously that Prince Harry was disgusted at racist comments made to Miss Markle across social media. However, Prince William pointed out that that was always to be expected when Harry introduced her to the Duke of Edinburgh.
Meanwhile, the relationship has led many in Britain to speculate if they will get an extra bank holiday should the Prince marry Miss Markle.
The ceremony was held in a medieval church near the Middleton estate. It’s understood by the Herald that the Daily Mail has valued the Middleton estate at £4m with the church being valued at £1.2m whilst the glass marquee where the wedding reception was worth a mere £100,000.
Descriptions of the food to be served included a cheese and pineapple hedgehog, pork scratchings and tripe. Meanwhile a photographer for the Mirror managed to snap Prince Harry picking up 48 cans of Fosters, 2 bottles of Jack Daniels and a bottle of Glen’s Vodka from a nearby Bargain Booze.
Other details are a little sketchy but Big D’s Disco, a local entertainment company have been contracted to provide music for the event. A Spokesman was able to reveal to the Herald that the first dance will be to ‘Slap my bitch up’ which is a firm favourite of the Middleton’s.
The reception is planned to go onto 1am when Prince Harry will close proceedings by demonstrating the rules of strip billiards to the assembled guests.
It has also been revealed that OK magazine have secured the rights to taking long lens photos of Miss Middleton topless on honeymoon with the law firm Simpkin, Simpkin and Simpkin having secured the rights to suing OK Magazine.
