News broke this morning that Donald Trump has turned down an offer from the White House human resources department to attend a special course on sexual harassment citing that he is already pretty damn good at it.
“Nobody in history has ever known more about sexual harassment than Donald Trump.” Sean Spicer told an aghast press conference this morning. “Except perhaps Hitler, he knew a thing or two about sexual harassment. Donald is at least as good as Adolf Hitler was at sexual harassment. Am I okay to say that?”
President Trump was unavailable to answer questions about the comments as he was too busy being briefed about the history of North Korea by the President of China, Xi Jinping.
