We recently ran an article stating that Donald Trump’s half brother was recently murdered in Kuala Lumpur by state security forces. It was actually Kim Jong Un’s half brother who was murdered in Kuala Lumpur. Donald Trump’s half brother was murdered in Brooklyn.

Please accept our apologies for any confusion.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.