America’s creepiest uncle, State Department Obergruppenführer Steve ‘Steve-O’ Bannon confirmed today that steps were being taken to deport ‘dangerous subversive’ the Statue of Liberty. 

“Ms Liberty is originally a French national and the French let in people from God knows which Muslimist nations. She clearly wears some sort of ‘symbolic’ head dress and a bizarre robe-like garment, and the frankly communist nature of the words on her plinth have led us to believe she is not a suitable candidate to remain in the USA.” said Bannon.

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau responded immediately by offering Ms Liberty permanent residence in Canada on a prime plot just outside Toronto International Airport.