In a surprise move, it was revealed today that the new £50 note is to be made of foie gras. The announcement comes as a double blow to angry vegetarians, who found out that the new £5 note is made out of pig fat earlier today.
Animal rights campaigner Justin Cabbage said;
“It’s disgusting, basically I have to swap dead animals in exchange for vegetables because I don’t want to eat dead animals.”
The new £10 note is rumoured to made of lamb fat and the new £20 note out of ‘pure cow hide’
The Royal Mint has refused to directly comment but an ex employee told The Rochdale Herald exclusively;
“They’re working on a new £1000 note made from dolphin skin and baby tears.”
